Me, part of me, myself and I

Atentie! Acesta va fi un post luuuuuuuuuung! Sa nu ziceti ca nu v-am avertizat. Deja stiu cateva persoane care au si facut cale intoarsa. Ca n-au chef de luuung si de citit si de plictisit. Chiar daca-s curioase. Si mai stiu persoane care vor citi pe diagonala. Stau sa ma gandesc bine daca va fi cineva care va citi cap-coada. Chiar il rog sa ma anunte. :)

Buuun, am acumulat doua bucati lepse, care insa se completeaza una pe alta si se aseamana. In ce fel? Pai, Elena ma pune sa dau copy/paste unei avalanse de afirmatii si-mi cere sa le evidentiez pe cele care mi se potrivesc. Sa trecem la treaba!

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain- n-am stat mereu cu fundu-n birou sau in masina, credeti-ma!
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it - "Cred ca te iubesc" se pune?:D
09) Hugged a tree - am fost si eu copil
10) Done a striptease - nu chiar; dar am o poza in plin centru, imbratisand o bara, in miez de noapte, care a dat nastere multor fantezii :)))
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris- asta e o dorinta deocamdata; cine are urechi de auzit si ochi de citit...:P
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game - In US am fost la un meci mare de baseball; inca mai astept sa vad meciul Stelei :)
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables - cand eram mai mica aveam gradina si imi bagam si eu nasul pe acolo; padon, degetele
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper - yesss! not only one's, dar Oana e in top.
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope- nu era noapte, dar am vazut 7 state americane prin telescop; in a very special place.
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment -One? How about many? In veeery different moments! Incepand cu diverse ore din perioada scolii, continuand cu inmormantari (stiu, e urat, dar...mi s-a intamplat), sau cu chicoteli in fata sefilor sau in biserica...
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight - hai mai, ca toti am fost copii! Si unii mai suntem!
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can- oioi! doar sunt femeie, nu?:)
35) Held a lamb - sunt fata de veterinar, asadar ezista o esplicatie!
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy - acum depinde de ce natura; dar de regula visez multe si mi se mai si intampla sa devina realitate
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar- se pun si asiguratorii?:D
40) Seen a total eclipse - aha, eram la mare, la Corbu, undeva dincolo de Navodari
41) Ridden a roller coaster - daca se pun alea mai mici de la noi, din Mamaia, da; da-mi tremurau genunchii si-mi clantaneau dintii la coborare; la propriu! Iar stomacul imi era in gat. I'll never try this again!
42) Hit a home run -
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days - what about 30 years?!
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - fac chestii din astea cand ma loveste nebunia si brusc nu-mi pasa de parerea celor din jur.
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day - la asta sunt specialista deja; indiferent unde ma duc, preiau accentul.
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors - il vizitez si acum pe bunicul, ce-i drept cam rar; am fost si-n Maramures la cei pe care nu-i mai am
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - si acum ma simt bine in pielea mea si ma consider norocoasa din foarte multe puncte de vedere
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts - au fost si vremuri de-alea! Dar noroc cu oameni care mi-au schimbat parerea.
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied- am noroc ca nu-s pretentioasa si materialista
53) Had amazing friends - still have
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe - yes! in studentie am vazut cateva tari/orase asa; si ce fain a fost!
58) Taken a road-trip - often
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach - am fost si adolescenta si romantica; si cred ca mai sunt si acum; care din ele? cine mai stie...
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love - cred ca...desi a ramas partea frumoasa
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow - ceva-ceva am reusit eu.
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero - what about zana_buna? prietenii stiu de ce ;))
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day - cu o carte buna in mana si cu muzica in urechi...it could be not only a day!
73) Posed nude in front of strangers - colegele de clasa se pun? la dus in Tg Mures, intr-un camin:D
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye -
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud - yep
78) Played in the rain - conta ploaia cand jocul era in toi?
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it - several times; ce saracie, sunt om normal!
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog. - mda; noi sa fim sanatosi!
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business- not my own; dar am oferit consultanta si training fara numar, fara numar; culmea e ca unele mai rezista, nu le-am ingropat de tot:)
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites - da
87) Taken a martial arts class - karate in clasa a 7-a
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy - As far as I could realize...:)
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert” - tv locala, radio local si Radio Romania Actualitati:)
105) Got flowers for no reason - many times
106) Masturbated in a public place -
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off -well...:)
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently - cica...
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report - ar fi si culmea sa nu, taman eu!:)
126) Raised children
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking - asta fac de fiecare data cand calatoresc cu masina! Dana, iti amintesti de caseta Asia in drumurile spre Bratislava?:)
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication -pt presa locala, pt newletter-uri din US si de cateva ori pt un cotidian national.
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth - nu am ajutat neaparat, dar am fost acolo de muuulte ori! Si cand ma scotea tata de acolo tot gaseam o gaura in pod sa urmaresc cu interes procesul.
147) Been fired or laid off from a job-am fost somera o luna jumate :)
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle - daaaa, cu sufletul inghetat si mainile strangandu-l cu putere pe cel ce conducea, in timp ce-l imploram sa incetineasca.
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild - culese de cunoscatori, asa ca n-am patit nimic niciodata
157) Ridden a horse - in 2006, in Slovenia; si chiar am luat si cateva lectii de calarie; nice memories!
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours- nu stiu daca au fost chiar 30, dar au fost o zi si-o noapte dupa ce am revenit din US
164) Visited lots of foreign countries: Ungaria, Slovacia, Austria, Germania, Danemarca, Slovenia, Croatia, Bulgaria, Grecia, SUA- nu destule, dar am planuri mari!
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper - daaa, Dana fiind cel mai bun fotograf :)
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about - cred ca stau bine cu persuasiunea; desi cu unii mai am muuult de tras!
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroac
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad - pe-acolo, prin liceu
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read - pe Marquez l-am fentat in liceu si l-am descoperit cu placere acum cativa ani
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating - pui, gaina...several times; nu mi-e mila :D
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions - vara trecuta trebuia sa avem intalnirea de 10 ani de la absolvirea liceului si n-a miscat nimeni nimic :(
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language - many times; si nu doar cu straini, ci si cu romani:)
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream - Sunt fata...am avut si eu perioadele mele si cred ca inca le mai am
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair - mai intai suvite blonde, acum...cica bate in aramiu
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

Pfuuu, gata cu asta. 5 min pauza si revin cu a doua leapsa. Hai, inviorati-va ca e frumos ce urmeaza. Promit eu!

Asadar, leapsa a doua mi-a dat-o Shmeny. Ea zice sa scriu 8 lucruri despre mine. Deci tot eu in prim plan:D. Hai ca daca nici acum nu va saturati de mine, o sa-mi pun intrebari serioase:).

1. Urasc trezitul de dimineata; seara pot sta pana tarziu fara nici o problema, dar dimineata e jale. Inca nu am pierdut speranta unui job al carui program incepe de pe la 10-11 incolo; cel putin.

2. Nu suport prostia; si m-am saturat s-o tolerez. De aceea am in jurul meu doar oameni pentru care materia cenusie e o certitudine, nu o ipoteza.

3. Cand sunt suparata sunt foarte usor de impacat: o imbratisare tacuta imi alunga cele mai negre ganduri si-mi readuce zambetul pe fata.

4. Iubesc copiii. Nu, sunt innebunita dupa ei. Si vreau si eu doi. Tic-tac!

5. Regret ca mi-am pierdut cei mai frumosi ani din viata invatand mult prea mult, totul si neincetat. Nimeni nu-mi cere foile matricole impanzite de aceeasi banala nota...

6. N-am stare daca nu calatoresc din cand in cand; mai aproape sau mai departe. Imi fac bagajul in 10 minute si spun "da" propunerilor de brambureala in 99% din cazuri. Iubesc necunoscutul, ador sa descopar locuri, oameni, lucruri noi; urasc rutina si ma entuziasmeaza provocarile de orice fel.

7. Sunt ironica si calda, impulsiva si rabdatoare, incapatanata si intelegatoare, rea de gura si blanda, dura si sensibila, sunt un amalgam care bine framantat creeaza ceea ce se numeste personalitatea mea, eul meu.

8. Imi doresc sa locuiesc intr-un oras mare, imi doresc familia si casa mea si le voi avea!

Atat. Am mai pus cu pensula o pata de culoare pe tablou-mi, care mai are mult pana a fi complet, real si suficient. Aici pe acest blog. Nu dau lepsele mai departe. Daca vrea cineva, sa se serveasca linistit/a. E cu dezlegare.